We’re rolling out new phones to several of our buildings at the moment, and one of the popular features of said new phones is a long list of different ringtones. As we work our way across each floor I look back at our wake and watch people you’d never expect it of assembling in giggly, delighted little packs at one anothers’ desks as the phones play the Mos Eisley Cantina tune, or the Goodies song, or Homer Simpson singing “Spider Pig”.

I feel like a benevolent parent watching the wrapping paper fly on Christmas morning.